Tag: Rant
Bubblewrap Fear and Fake Boobs
Here’s the thing, my brain is totally fucked, and that’s me completely sober. When I added this rant section to the blog I thought how bad this section of the blog will be because it’s pretty much no rules, no agenda, just random shit that pops into my head. *… Read the full story »
The Mixed Blessings of Technology
Technology, what would we do without it? The thing is we used to do without it just fine, but now we’re totally fucked if technology goes away. For the last week I had bad internet problems and I was jittery like a crack whore that was cut off by her pimp from… Read the full story »
One of the Most POWERFUL men in porn!
That’s right bitches, I’m one of the most powerful men in porn, and it’s fucking funny how this only makes sense when I’m totally drunk. So, like a week ago, Tarpy calls me, he’s doing shots as he’s speaking to me….and somehow, we get on the topic of who’s the… Read the full story »
Zombies in the Snow
Yes, this is a rant of sorts, more of an odd thought and porn posts will soon follow. A lot of us are covered in snow at the moment, I personally got 15 inches, and as I’m digging out of this the only thought that entered my mind was…you don’t see many Zombie … Read the full story »
Are Men Meant to be Monogamous?
Monogamy anyone? The question before you is pretty simple. Are men genetically hardwired to be in monogamous relationships? Men are capable of being monogamous, I’m in a relationship, I wouldn’t cheat on her, and it shows that I’m capable of restraining my nat… Read the full story »
Top 5 Reason To Not Say, ‘Oh God!’
Before you start complaining that I’m discussing religion, stop right there, I’m not. Basically religion is what it is and I’m not going to ruin anyone’s mojo by ranting on the topic. Granted, you’re on a porn website, even if I was writing about religion your… Read the full story »
Drunk Blog Posting – Tits
I’m hammered tonight and totally shitfaced drunk. Do I crash and burn on a bed or do I fucking launch wordpress and throw down some thoughts. You got it, throw down some thoughtage. I’m editing this pictures of this chick pouring milk on her tits. Huge natural… Read the full story »
