I’ve just poured myself a second cup of coffee for the day.  It’s the follow up to a bachelor style breakfast of a doughnut and the first cup of coffee for the day.  Leaning back in my office chair, giving one final stretch before I start working and pounding feverish comments about the female anatomy, ah, today was going to be like any other day.

Cracking open my email there’s a few random ones from Tarpy.  Last one was pointing to a CNN article called Love, Sex and the male brain.  Tarpy inserted this bit of wisdom, “There’s a post in there somewhere”…yes Tarpy, there’s a post in there somewhere.  I didn’t want to break the news to him that he could have sent me a circular for a grocery store and technically there could be a post in there somewhere as well.

Humoring the boss man I go to the link to the story and decide to check it out and see what it’s about.  Let’s see if there really is a post in there somewhere…

I get to the page and notice that it’s a woman writing about the male brain.  I’m pretty sure the male brain only gets discussed by women.  Men don’t discuss their brains, we know how they work, we don’t have to analyze it, and this article immediately comes to the simple point of another woman trying to discuss the male brain.

Well, here’s how my male brain works, surprisingly, it totally agrees with what Dr. Louann Brizendin has to say on the topic.  However, I’m pretty sure she’s not going to expect the next part of this post, because, yes Tarpy, there is a post in that article.

Louann Brizendin is hot!  I mean she’s kind of like Faye Reagan’s older sister minus the enormous amount of freckles.  Now she claims to know the male brain, then why would she include a picture of her hotness in the article?  That’s right…I started reading the article and kept going back to the picture wondering what the rest of her looks like and if she talks a lot during sex.

A smart woman, and yes, Louann Brizendin seems like a smart woman, they tend to talk a little too much during sex and over analyzing things.  I mean, if I’m taking her doggie style will she be like, “Yes, the cavemen preferred this position because they could still see the surroundings and impending danger.”

I know you lazy asses that read this blog won’t click on the link to the CNN article, let alone actually read the big words this egghead hot chick has to say on the topic, but let me tell you.  Go to the article and check her out, she’s hot, and I think I got the whole “Man Trance” she was talking about.  Irony though, I’m “Man Trancing” on your picture Louann, I bet you didn’t expect that to happen or maybe you did.  Who knows, who cares, but it happened, and now I want to see more of Louann Brizendin.

If you’re reading this article Louann, and it might happen, because we all ego-surf the net and your name will popup related to this site, and you might just click the link.  If you do happen to read this, you’re hot and I want to see you naked, and if you ever want to write sex articles for this blog, by god, let me know and I’ll make it happen.

As for Tarpy…he’s probably wondering right now what happened to his good idea for an article and what exactly the hell I was drinking with the coffee to come up with this rant.  Come on, she’s hot though, tell me I’m wrong about the Faye Reagan Comparison.

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