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John Malkovich Saying Fuck
Alright, I’m kind of weird guy. I find things funny that most people might not find funny. To me John Malkovich saying Fuck is one of the funniest things EVER. You could set up like a reel of John Malkovich movies where he just says fuck and it would be a comi… Read the full story »
A Milly Moris kind of day…
I woke up this morning and all I could think about was this pornstar named Milly Moris. I’m not sure why this is a Milly Moris kind of day, but it just is. Let’s face it, any day is good for a busty model, but not just busty, an all natural busty model. Groggy… Read the full story »
Exclusive Mariah Milano Pichunter Pics
Tarpy gets hot women dressed and then naked for me. That’s not his only job and he doesn’t work for me, the reverse is true, but that’s the title I’m giving him from now on. Why you ask? I’m pretty sure only Sultans of small kingdoms have people that do this f… Read the full story »
Pornstar Fucking With Shyla Styles
I don’t think I’ve ever done a post about Shyla Styles. Others have written about her on this blog, but sure enough Mr. Blue has managed to miss the boat. Oddly enough though she’s one of my favorite pornstars and she’s that type of pornstar that’s just so ove… Read the full story »
Interview With Sierra Skye
I got a phone call a few days back and Tarpy was asking if I could write an interview for, Sierra…and he didn’t have a chance to mumble out her last name before I finished it with Skye. If you’re a fan of Reality Kings then you know this buxom redhead with a v… Read the full story »
Want to be a porn photographer?
When I grow up I want to be a….yeah, they should ask that question later in life as 9 out of 10 guys would want to be a porn photographer. You know the funny thing is, I know a bunch of porn photographers and they’re complete jackasses. I’m not kidding, you wo… Read the full story »
Valentine’s Day Porn!
Nothing says Valentine’s Day like Porn! Well, umm, see if you fail at being someone’s Valentine, then you’re probably going to end up at porn. Generally I don’t mind holiday porn. You know what I mean, Christmas, they have some babe fucking Santa, it’s all goo… Read the full story »
Zombies in the Snow
Yes, this is a rant of sorts, more of an odd thought and porn posts will soon follow. A lot of us are covered in snow at the moment, I personally got 15 inches, and as I’m digging out of this the only thought that entered my mind was…you don’t see many Zombie … Read the full story »
Epic Post: Carmella Bing
With each Epic post I write the longer I want to make them…I don’t know, somehow better. Today I’m picking Carmella Bing as our model. She’s just got a body and a body of work that just drives me crazy. Giving her vitals before I comment further: Name: Carmell… Read the full story »
Are Housewives Potential Sluts?
I was going to write a regular post about Jayden James and her appearance on RealWifeStories.com but I thought I would first discuss the topic at hand: Are Housewives Potential Sluts? There’s a ton of websites out there with the “cheating wife” theory, they gr… Read the full story »
Superbowl Sunday Cheerleaders
That’s right…today is the superbowl…I don’t really care because The Jets didn’t make it again this year, but at least we came close. I don’t have a horse in this race, so, I don’t give a shit who wins. I’ll probably watch it for the commercials and maybe if th… Read the full story »
What’s Hot on Twitter: Sierra Skye
I admit, I’m reverse engineering this post…that’s right, I wasn’t on Twitter at all today, but I was checking out Sierra Skye and then happened to notice that she does in fact have a Twitter account and that Tarpy follows her. That said though, she is hot and … Read the full story »
