Tera Patrick Available for New Dicks
I’ll admit, hot babe like Tera Patrick, I couldn’t give a fuck who’s she’s going with I’d want to bang the crap out of her anyway. I mean some guys are like, “oh she’s married, she’s got a boyfriend”, screw it, if a chick is as hot as Tera Patrick, doesn’t matter what her relationship she’s in, I’d be trying to make a move on her if I met her.
Howeverrrr….it does make it a lot easier when she breaks up and is single again. Here’s a press release about her break up from tard that must have done something to screw that shit up.
( VAN NUYS, CA ) - In an effort to prevent the rumor mill from running wild with speculation and gossip, Teravision releases the following statement about Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. After 7 years together the couple have officially separated. Tera and Evan remain the best of friends and business partners. They share a mutual respect and a commitment to continue to grow the Teravision and Iron Cross labels together.
“Tera is a huge star and a benefit to both adult and mainstream entertainment. I feel fortunate to have shared so much of her life and career,” says Seinfeld. “Teravision and Iron Cross are going strong and I look forward to continuing to represent the Tera Patrick brand and support all of her endeavors. She is forever in my heart.”
Tera echoes Evan’s sentiments. “Evan helped me build this company and take my career to new heights. For that I am eternally grateful. I look forward to remaining hands-on with Teravision and working closely with Evan on all of our joint endeavors. He is truly an amazing person.”
Okay so here’s the dealio with this…since they have a company together, they gotta put a pretty face on this situation, but let’s be honest, someone screwed up something along the way and since she’s hot, I’m going to blame the dude for fucking it up.
Btw, if any of you think I’m being cold and heartless about someone breaking up…well, yeah I am, but since I nearly fell out of my chair with the thought that I have one less obstacle in the way between me and Tera, it made me happy. Now all I have to do is become rich, good looking, and have a big dick and I think I’d have a chance with her.
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