January 2011 Babe of the Month Monique Alexander

Submitted by TarPy on January 1, 2011

Not that every month here in the Babe of the Month post isn’t a special feast for the eyes, but I guess I’d have to say that my penis takes a special joy in this month’s honoree, Monique Alexander. I suppose I should be more sexually impartial, and take into account all of the other men in this universe and all the different preferences you gentlemen have developed in your journey through manhood. However, you’re only born with the dick you have, and my dick gets hard for Miss Alexander. She reminds me of perfection, not in that everything about her is perfect, but in that she’s smooth, tight, clean and he look is one of a high class model. Especially…

Her Face

Any man privileged enough to experience the semen depleting sexual encounter with this goddess should no doubt spend a good 20 minutes devoted to gently kissing this mouth, and then probably knowing you pervs, violently throat fucking it. Beautiful things were sometimes meant to be destroyed, like a butterfly dying, or something. Anyhow, I’d drill her like I was Ross Perot looking for oil, right here in the lovely face she’s got. It’s just so pretty. Oh, and uh, she does her hair real nice too, I wonder if she gets pissed when she gets cum in it?

Picture by Monique Alexander.com

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Picture by Monique Alexander.com

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Her Tits

Ok, so at some point there may have been a surgeon involved, but we’ve got firm evidence that there didn’t NEED to be a surgeon involved. Monique Alexander has phenomenal small titties that I was once personally honored to see in person, that are no longer with us in the sense that they are now fairly big tits, which are also lovely. She got them sized tastefully enough that I really don’t mind them like I do on some other models, so her boobs get two thumbs up from me, in either size.

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Picture by Monique Alexander.com

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Picture by Monique Alexander.com

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Picture by Monique Alexander.com

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Her Body

Tight bodies are most certainly one of my penis’s favorite things, so it comes as no surprise that Monique is winning shit in an award that I have any influence over. She has a crazy tight body, and always has. In person it is seriously intimidating. I’ve seen hundreds of models, and met many pornstars and her body at points of time might take the all time cake, it’s really hard to argue against a body this tight. If you want more curves, you stopped reading a long time ago, but if you always wanted to fuck your school’s female soccer star or cheerleader, you wished Monique Alexander was that girl.

Picture by Monique Alexander.com

photograph courtesy of Naughty America

Her Ass

I love Cheetos, and ice cream way too much to get all seriously critical with someone over their ass, however, I am unfairly charged with the duty of giving out awards. As such, I must make some distinguishments between things that are fucking amazing, and things that are merely great. For instance, it is a completely valid statement to say that Monique Alexander’s ass looks “great” in jeans, because it fucking does. If you were fucking her, you could get away with saying that the chick you fucked last night had a great ass, and no man on this planet could say that was a dishonest statement. I will however submit, that it sits a little to the inside, and isn’t “filled” out perfectly to make the round “bubble” that defines perfection (see 3rd photo below). This has I think little to do with her workouts or weight control, and everything to do with the actual shape of different women, but her ass is just a HAIR off of perfect, so B+.

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Her Pussy

I’m torn on this one. It’s a good pussy, believe you me, I’d fuck it. I’d tell my friends I had fucked it. I would tell you guys I fucked it, I would strike up conversation with mother fuckers I don’t even know, just to steer that conversation around to how I has fucked it, and I’d be right there in their fucking face with my iPhone and the photos from this thread. But, since I can’t make a strong statement by showing some guy over 100 photos, I’d probably cut it down to 20 or less, and only 1 would be of her pussy. I don’t hate it, I’m not mad about it. It’s not like I need to take a minute and collect myself. I’d dive right the fuck in, but it might be my least favorite thing about Monique Alexander.

Picture by Vivid

photograph courtesy of Naughty America

Her Tattoos

I can’t write about tattoos, I just can’t. I am not generally a fan, and occasionally I like something here or there, but generally I wish they weren’t there. I will say that she has had quality artists do them, and that there’s a really nice cohesive theme/pattern to them, they aren’t just random shit. Also, they are girly, and for what it’s worth I prefer girly tattoos on girls. I’ll leave the fans of tattoos alone now with my irrelevant crap on the subject and just let them enjoy this fine decorated woman.

photograph courtesy of Monique Alexander.com

Dildos

All too often at my job, I’m jealous of inanimate objects, lumps of silicone, raw vegetables and the occasional beverage container. This section will be no exception. I would pull a fucking Mark Spitz double inverted pike backflip into this girl’s vagina and stay in there until club security threw me out. So, behold, random non-living objects we can both envy together. It’s cathartic.

photograph courtesy of Monique Alexander.com

Blow Jobs

I would say Monique Alexander sucks a cock like you might imagine she would. She’s neat about it, she’s in control, it might be a lame blowjob if it wasn’t for her kung-fu grip, and killer rhythm on the skin flute. but she’s consistent with her attack and gives you those enormous doe eyes when she looks up at you. Monique Alexander doesn’t wholly devour cock like Sasha Grey, or Hillary Scott, but Monique Alexander maintains a calm dedicated focus about the cock she’s sucking that gives you no doubt she’ll finish her work. Baby gets what she came for, and in any blowjob scene I’ve ever had the pleasure of enjoying as she performed, she looks at a cock like Tiger Woods addresses a golf ball.

photograph courtesy of Naughty America

Cumshots

Let’s face it, cumshots as a category is basically rating the girl’s usability as a landing pad for sperm. And as far as cum catchers go, they don’t get too much prettier than this. Monique Alexander even sometimes gives homage to Eva Angelina by wearing hot librarian glasses. Monique looks happy with cum on her, even better she doesn’t look wholly satisfied with cum on her. Check out the photo right below, classic. Cumming on this woman would make every man’s bucket list if it weren’t so impractically hard to accomplish.

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Hardcore

If we wanted Hollywood to spot making unrelenting shit, we wouldn’t call up the winners of the Academy Award to a stage and hand them a small golden trophy, we’d send Monique Alexander to their houses individually and have Monique Alexander express the gratitude of an adoring public vaginally. Boom! Hollywood would be fucking fixed overnight, movies would be awesome, and sure, Monique Alexander would be used up as a literal award whore, her contribution to the arts would enshrine her a public figure in the hearts of Los Angeles.

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Girl on Girl

Directors almost always pair Monique Alexander with another thin pretty blond. Monique Alexander has few equals in the “thin pretty blond” category, so it’s rare she’s paired up with a girl that’s completely on her level. But she’s so pretty sometimes cocks mess it up. Monique Alexander as a lipstick lesbian served as a seasonal treat to your eyes and groin is a great way to thank your body for all the hard work it put in searching for porn this amazing. All though you could just come back to Pichunter more often, we’ve done a lot of the work for you.

Stockings and Heels

When in doubt, add lace. Lace this girl the fuck up, I love Monique Alexander in Glamour Slut Gear. Monique is a Victoria’s Secret model you can demolish with a huge cock, and she’s smile through her cumshot. Look at this fucking woman all dressed up in sheer nylon, and sexy ass lace. I wanna look, and I wanna take it off, but I wanna look. Damn woman, you fine.

photograph courtesy of Monique Alexander.com

Inter Racial

Oh yea, that’s right, I bet when you were scrolling down you were SURE this girl didn’t fuck black guys. But she can, has, and will. Monique Alexander is not afraid to do an Interracial scene. The girl’s a fucking champ, and I’m sure there’s more than just black guys that are happy to see this captured on film. In some of her better scenes, Monique gets astoundingly impaled on some of the finer donation Africa had to offer.

Group Sex

Bring your friends! Does the fun never stop with Monique Alexander, I was afraid that this girl was going to go the centerfold route for her whole career, never really get into the thick of it. I’m so happy that I’m not always right. Monique Alexander has Group Sex. Usually she’s in a two girl threesome, but there’s more out there than just that. I love her pretty face getting mixed up in the middle of a crazy scene.